a-bxthinghunter:

yxng-egi:

 

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secretsbest:

…man, just looking at it gives me joy

secretsbest:

…man, just looking at it gives me joy

palegem:

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  • Me:

    Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.

  • Spider:

    Omg man I didn't see you there.

  • Me:

    We cool?

  • Spider:

    Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.

  • Me:

    Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.

  • Spider:

    Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.

  • Me:

    So...can I get out now?

  • Spider:

    Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.

  • Me:

    Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?

  • Spider:

    Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.